Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
