Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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