I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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