At least make sure they are 18
Why
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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