doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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