Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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