Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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