Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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