I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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