Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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