honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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