i already hear my dad disowning me
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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