How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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