ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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