I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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