what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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