Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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