Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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