talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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