scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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