id be glad to
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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