He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Randomize
