Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he puts the penis in happiness.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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