yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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