Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
We smell like vodka and hangover
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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