dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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