Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I am naked and annoyed.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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