2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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