there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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