i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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