About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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