At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
