so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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