Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
