She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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