just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
There's even glitter on my cock...
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