Where is the hickey?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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