so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My vagina is very pro this idea
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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