Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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