maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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