friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
