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SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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