She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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