I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
