I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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