So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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