that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
