He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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