is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
