She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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