you win again, gameday.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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